By Debbie Schlussel I'm getting really tired of movie comedies that would be more worthy of your ten dollars, were they not so raunchy and vile. That's the case with both of this weekend's new offerings, "Soul Men" and "Role Models". My advice is to skip both and rent a good movie like "The Final Patient" (read my review), instead. Or wait for next week's selections, including "Quantum of Solace" and "The Boy in the Striped Pajamas". I did not review "Madagascar 2".
what men would do if they had a vagina for a day?
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot
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